You Are A Muslim
A man fell in a pit and could not get himself out.
A self-pitying person came along and said:
You have not seen anything until you have seen my pit.
An optimist said:
Things could have been worse
A pessimist said:
Things will get worse!
A philosopher came along and said:
You only think that you are in the pit.
A news reporter
wanted the exclusive story of the pit.
A mathematician
calculated how he fell into the pit.
A scientist
calculated the force necessary to get him out of the pit.
A geologist
told him to appreciate the rock strata in the pit.
The council inspector
asked him if he had permission to be in the pit.
An educationalist
gave him a lecture on the Elementary Principles of a Pit
An evasive person came along
and avoided the subject of the pit altogether.
When you come, take him by the hand and lift him out of the pit, for you are a Muslim.
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